{"id":514,"date":"2023-03-06T14:03:07","date_gmt":"2023-03-06T19:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/?page_id=514"},"modified":"2026-03-25T19:07:44","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T23:07:44","slug":"514-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/?page_id=514","title":{"rendered":"\u2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; <strong>Poems, Songs, Pictures, Speeches<\/strong>, <strong>Humor<\/strong> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Rowing On the Lake on a Summer\u2019s Evening<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whose lake this is I think I know.<br>For us who fish and swim and row;<br>I hope you see me paddling here<br>On evening\u2019s lake with golden glow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My little boat must think it queer<br>To hear the buzz of wake boats near<br>Whose waves crash o\u2019er the peaceful lake<br>The calmest evening of the year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He gives his throttle one more shake<br>Oblivious to his mistake.<br>And now the surfer\u2019s wake, so steep;<br>And soon upon the shore to break.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The lake is lovely, dark and deep,<br>But I have promises to keep,<br>And miles to row before I sleep,<br>And miles to row before I sleep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The Safelakes Address<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Twelve score and six years ago, brave Vermonters brought forth on this continent a new Republic,&nbsp;conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all lakes are for the people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are now engaged in a great rulemaking process, testing whether those lakes, or any lakes so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are met on a great battle-field of that process.&nbsp;We have come to dedicate a portion of those lakes as a clean and useful place for those who paddle and fish and swim and sail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget the beauty of our lakes. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us\u2014that on these honored lakes we take increased devotion to the preservation of these waters to their proper purpose\u2014that we here highly resolve that these lakes shall not be spoiled\u2014that these&nbsp;lakes, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom\u2014and that lakes of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from&nbsp;the earth.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"anglers\"><strong>Angler&#8217;s Paradise<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Wake-Angler-2.001.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-515\" srcset=\"http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Wake-Angler-2.001.png 1024w, http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Wake-Angler-2.001-300x225.png 300w, http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Wake-Angler-2.001-768x576.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>History of Wake Boats<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 960 \/ 720;\" width=\"960\" controls src=\"http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/History-of-Wake-boats.mov\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Wake&#8217;s Lament<\/strong><br>It splayed a wake across the lake<br>Where Uncle Jake did daily take<br>A row with Kate to catch some hake.<br>\u201cFor heaven\u2019s sake,\u201d cried Kate, \u201cthat wake<br>Will make our boat both quake and shake!\u201d<br>\u201cDid God forsake us?\u201d Jake he spake<br>As waves did break and overtake<br>Their flaky craft, their longing ache<br>To make escape from this their lake.<br>May God provide a hellish fate<br>To slake the taste of surfers\u2019 wakes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lake of the Rising Wake<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There is a wake upon our lake<br>Bigger than ever before.<br>A surfer rides inside the curl<br>And sends us all ashore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surfing on our lakes and ponds,<br>No matter how shallow or small,<br>Drives off the paddlers, sailors too,&nbsp;<br>The anglers, the swimmers and all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The wakes cause dangerous damage:<br>They spoil our docks and shore.<br>Capsizing, swamping, eroding:<br>We don&#8217;t want them here any more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The wakes are very scary;<br>The prop wash makes a mess.<br>So stay away, that&#8217;s what we say<br>Don&#8217;t cause us more distress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The ballast spreads tiny critters:<br>Milfoil, mussels and fleas,<br>Invading our lakes and our waters:<br>Stay off my lake, if you please.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So play your sport where it&#8217;s welcome:<br>Surf where the big lakes flow.<br>Let small craft continue to prosper;<br>Keep sediment down below.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh mother, tell your children<br>Not to surf upon our lake.<br>Don\u2019t cause aquatic misery<br>From the tall and forceful wake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wake boats, wake boats, wake boats:<br>Just stay where you belong.<br>Don&#8217;t carve your wake upon our lake;<br>It&#8217;s time to say so long.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There is a wake upon our lake<br>Bigger than ever before.<br>A surfer rides inside the curl<br>And drives us all ashore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Let Us Be<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well I find myself in time of trouble:<br>Wake boats every side of me,<br>Spewing waves of water:<br>Let us be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m in my little kayak;<br>They are surfing right in front of me!<br>Throwing wakes of water<br>Let us be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let us be, let us be, let us be, let us be<br>Make those wakes illegal:<br>Let us be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And all the lakefront small-craft people<br>Living in Vermont agree:<br>No more wakes around us:<br>Let us be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They roil up the bottom and they<br>Spoil the lake incessantly;<br>Regulation is the answer:<br>Let us be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let us be, let us be, let us be, let us be<br>Make those wakes illegal:<br>Let us be<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let us be, let us be, let us be, let us be<br>No more wakes around us:<br>Let us be<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let us be, let us be, let us be, let us be<br>Regulation is the answer:<br>Let us be<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And when the water\u2019s cloudy<br>Full of phosphorous and green algae,<br>The lake is fouled forever:<br>Let us be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The wake\u2019s up, and the sound of music:<br>Three hundred watts cacophony;<br>Make those boats illegal:<br>Let us be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let us be, let us be, let us be, yeah, let us be<br>No more wakes around us:<br>Let us be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Where have all the kayaks gone?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Where have all the kayaks gone?<br>Long time passing.<br>Where have all the kayaks gone?<br>Long time ago.<br>Where have all the kayaks gone?<br>Swamped by wake boats, every one.<br>When will they ever learn?<br>When will they ever learn?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Where have all the anglers gone<br>Long time passing.<br>Where have all the anglers gone?<br>Long time ago.<br>Where have all the anglers gone?<br>Driven off by wakes at dawn.<br>When will they ever learn?<br>When will they ever learn?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why these blue-green algae blooms?<br>Long time passing.<br>Why these blue-green algae blooms?<br>Long time ago.<br>Why these blue-green algae blooms?<br>Bottom phosph\u2019rous\u2019 been exhumed.<br>When will they ever learn?<br>When will they ever learn?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Where have all the swimmers gone?<br>Long time passing.<br>Where have all the swimmers gone?<br>Long time ago.<br>Where have all the swimmers gone?<br>Sent ashore by roily scum.<br>When will they ever learn?<br>When will they ever learn?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Where have all the sailors gone?<br>Long time passing.<br>Where have all the sailors gone?<br>Long time ago.<br>Where have all the sailors gone?<br>Capsized by the wake boats\u2019 spawn.<br>When will they ever learn?<br>When will they ever learn?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Wake&#8217;s Up Little Susie<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie, wake\u2019s up<br>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie, wake\u2019s up<br>We\u2019ve paddled from the beach<br>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie so weep<br>They\u2019re surfin\u2019 hard, be on your guard<br>\u2018Cause we\u2019re in water deep<br><br>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie, oooh<br>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie&#8230;<br><br>How we gonna get ashore?<br>The waves are growing more and more<br>My kayack\u2019s tippin\u2019, I\u2019ll soon be flippin\u2019<br>Not been this scared before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie, oooh&nbsp;<br>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We told your mama the lake was clear and calm<br>But now it looks like they\u2019ve let loose a bomb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie, oooh<br>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie<br>We gotta go home<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie, wake\u2019s up&nbsp;<br>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie, wake\u2019s up<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>These waves they just won\u2019t stop<br>Let\u2019s not get caught in their props<br>Our boats are sinkin\u2019 and I am thinkin\u2019<br>Our recreation is shot<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie, ooh&nbsp;<br>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How we gonna get ashore?<br>The waves are growing more and more<br>My kayack\u2019s tippin\u2019, I\u2019ll soon be flippin\u2019<br>Not been this scared before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie, oooh<br>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie, oooh<br>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie, oooh<br>Wake\u2019s up, little Susie, oooh<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>On Golden Pond<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suppose Jane and Henry Fonda<br>Had retired to Lake Raponda.<br>Imagine their fate when swamped by a wake<br>From a surf boat way up yonda\u2019 .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Said Henry to Jane, \u201cNow what was that?\u201d<br>As he treaded water and rescued his hat.<br>They both got a dunkin&#8217;; their boat got a-sunken;<br>They had little time to react.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They spotted their savior swift a-rowing,<br>Steady and straight, no sign of slowing.<br>\u201cMy name is Jack Widness, salvation\u2019s my business,<br>So hop aboard and let\u2019s get going.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Henry and Jane are safe and dry,<br>But wake boats \u2018cross the lake still fly.<br>So bring back the Fondas to Lake Raponda:<br>Adopt the rule before July!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our ponds are golden, our lakes pristine;<br>Let\u2019s keep them calm and safe and clean.<br>One thousand feet must wakeboats keep<br>Away from shore, In water deep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Surf Vermont Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Surf-Vermont-Today.001.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-550\" style=\"width:487px;height:365px\" srcset=\"http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Surf-Vermont-Today.001.jpeg 1024w, http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Surf-Vermont-Today.001-300x225.jpeg 300w, http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Surf-Vermont-Today.001-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>If everybody had a wake boat<br>Across Vermont today,<br>Then everybody&#8217;d be surfin&#8217;<br>While no one else can play.<br>They\u2019d all be gunnin\u2019 their engines,<br>And blasting music too.<br>They\u2019d make the lakes all roily:<br>Surf Vermont today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You&#8217;d catch &#8217;em surfin&#8217; Lake Fairlee,<br>(Vermont, Vermont, surf today!)<br>Down south on Lake Rapond\u2019;<br>Vermont, Vermont, surf today!)<br>Shadow Lake in Glover,<br>(Vermont, Vermont, surf today!)<br>Peacham and Joe\u2019s Pond.<br>(Vermont, Vermont, surf today!)<br>All over Lake Dunmore,<br>(Vermont, Vermont, surf today!)<br>And on Hortoni-ay<br>(Vermont, Vermont, surf today!)<br>Everybody&#8217;s gone surfin&#8217;<br>Surf Vermont today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ll all be planning that route<br>We&#8217;re gonna take real soon.<br>Vermont\u2019s lakes are waiting;<br>We\u2019re gonna scare those loons!<br>We\u2019\u2019ll all be filling our ballast ;<br>They can\u2019t keep us away.<br>Tell the kayaks we&#8217;re surfin&#8217;<br>Surf Vermont today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Averill and Seymour,&nbsp;<br>(Vermont, Vermont, surf today!)<br>Echo, Halls, Elmore.<br>(Vermont, Vermont, surf today!)<br>Bomoseen and Sunset:<br>(Vermont, Vermont, surf today!)<br>Who could ask for more!<br>(Vermont, Vermont, surf today!)<br>Holland Pond and Morey,<br>(Vermont, Vermont, surf today!)<br>And down Lake Groton way:<br>(Vermont, Vermont, surf today!)<br>Everybody&#8217;s gone surfin&#8217;<br>Surf Vermont today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"500\"><strong>A Day on the Lake<\/strong>, or<br><em>Why an Offset of 500 Feet Won&#8217;t Work on Small Lake<\/em>s<br>The narrated animation below illustrates a typical summer day on a small Vermont lake. It demonstrates the normal and traditional uses of the lakes people enjoy as a natural shared resource. It introduces a single wake surf boat to show how it affects these other lake activities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"406\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 720 \/ 406;\" width=\"720\" controls src=\"http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Animation3-1.mov\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Once you have viewed the animation, ask yourself these questions:<br>&#8211; What would be the effect of a second wake boat operating on this lake?<br>&#8211; What would be the effect of two or three more at the same time?<br>&#8211; What if instead of a half-dozen traditional users shown, we saw 25 or 50 of them? What would happen to them?<br>(This animation is based on the more than 100 years of science, from Lord Kelvin&#8217;s equations that describe the shape of the wake, to the more recent wake boat research of Jeff Marr and Yves Prairie and others who have measured the power of wake surfing waves at various distances from shore. The triangular wakes are drawn to scale, but the boats themselves are larger than normal. The animation is based also on the eyewitness accounts of dozens of Vermonters. For details, contact Jim Lengel at jim@lengel.net)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"wakeshape\"><strong>The Shape of Wakes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>What is the shape of a wake boat\u2019s wake,<\/em><br><em>If a wake boat rakes your lake?<\/em><br><em>A wake boat\u2019s wake would quickly make<\/em><br><em>A wedge-shaped wake upon your lake.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Seriously, this is important question. Lord Kelvin\u2019s equations describe wakes made by displacement vessels only; a boat on hydroplane creates a very different wake, as anyone who has waterskied knows &#8212; a low, narrow and shallow wake that dissipates quickly and does not disturb the lake bottom. See&nbsp;<a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.science.org\/content\/article\/lord-kelvin-wipes-out-speed-boat-wakes\">https:\/\/www.science.org\/content\/article\/lord-kelvin-wipes-out-speed-boat-wakes<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A wake-surfing boat is not on hydroplane. It\u2019s just the opposite: it\u2019s a displacement boat at surfing speed, artificially shaped and powered and weighted not to move through the water as efficiently as possible, but to create the tallest possible wake. Do these wakes obey Lord Kelvin\u2019s description?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The shape of a wake boat wake is important to our understanding of how they affect life on our lakes. Take a look at this video to see how wake boat wakes differ&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 960 \/ 720;\" width=\"960\" controls src=\"http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Wake-Shape.mov\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"survey\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.surveymonkey.com\/r\/HCQ2Z86\">Survey on Wake Sport Regulation<\/a><\/strong><br>This <a href=\"https:\/\/www.surveymonkey.com\/r\/HCQ2Z86\">survey<\/a> collects your opinion about the wake boat regulation being drafted by the Vermont Department of Environmental Conservation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"home\"><strong>On the Home Lake Rule<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Brimming with mussels and milfoil<br>Her ballast, not having been boiled,<br>Remained in the tank;<br>It\u2019s her we can thank<br>For lakes that that these species have spoiled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Even though she was fully aware<br>Of the rule (she thought it unfair)<br>That banned the transmitters<br>Of invasive critters;<br>Evidently she just didn\u2019t care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She launched without decontamination<br>And, subject to recrimination,<br>They purloined her boat,<br>(No wake if no float):<br>So we enjoy safe recreation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We need this important home lake rule:<br>\u2019Twill prove soon to serve as a key tool<br>In preventing the spread<br>Of species we dread<br>And preserving our lakes, precious jewels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"anrmovie\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure id=\"anrmovie\" class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 960 \/ 720;\" width=\"960\" controls src=\"http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/ANR.mov\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"safewave\"><strong>Safe Wave Height<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 960 \/ 720;\" width=\"960\" controls src=\"http:\/\/responsiblewakes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Wave-Heights-from-Goudey.mov\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"what\">What do we want?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video controls src=\"http:\/\/lengel.net\/Whatdowewant.mov\"><\/video><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Poems, Songs, Pictures, Speeches, Humor &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Rowing On the Lake on a Summer\u2019s Evening Whose lake this is I think I know.For us who fish and swim and row;I hope you see me paddling hereOn evening\u2019s lake with golden glow. 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